The smoother ride is worth the price
Grass and dirt eat up the tires
For me it's a matter of function
Never mind the way it looks
I go by the books

Beige and tan support the plan,
Rising high to please the eye
Saving lots of money
Stick the poor in boxes of gray

Drive downtown without seeing land,
It says to me the glory of man
My my my we are the species
My my my to rule to earth!
Far and wide we're paving everything
Pretty soon we'll pave the stars

We can turn mars into a parking lot
Cover up the sun, it's way too hot